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SWINAI PENINSULA, Israel—Israeli Defense Forces spokes-rabbi Ariel Bombardmentstein told a hastily called press luncheon today that “Crushing Hezbollah is not like ordering a piece of pizza. It takes time. What we face is an infantry division, well equipped, with state of the art culinary skills.''

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  • Boy, 4, shoots babysitter for stepping on his foot (AP)
    AP - Police say an angry 4-year-old Ohio boy grabbed a gun from a closet and shot his baby sitter. Nathan Beavers, 18, was hospitalized Sunday with minor wounds to his arm and side after the shotgun attack. Police say another teen was also injured.

  • Police: Mexican woman in wheelchair flees on foot (AP)
    AP - Police say a woman who begged from a wheelchair was caught running from a crime scene on foot in Monterrey, Mexico. Police spokeswoman Sidlayin Robles says 30-year-old Ana Victoria Perez fled on foot after she and her husband allegedly threw a stone through the front window of a furniture store.

  • Man shot by his stepdad ends up in jail with him (AP)
    AP - A man who police said was shot by his stepfather ended up in the same jail with him after officers discovered outstanding arrest warrants against the victim. Police told The Daily News of Jacksonville that 37-year-old Richard Hayes shot his stepson Thursday night.

  • Man finds live mortar shell in grandpa's things (AP)
    AP - A Colorado man sorting through his late grandfather's belongings found a bombshell, sort of: A live mortar round from the Korean War era. A bomb squad detonated the shell at an undisclosed site. No one was hurt. Police said Monday the grandson discovered the shell in a firearms cabinet at his grandfather's home just outside Greeley on Friday.

  • Father-son duo accused of gravestone robbing (AP)
    AP - Police are puzzling over what would motivate a father and son to haul off six tombstones from a monument company in suburban Albany. Town of Colonie Detective Lt. John Van Alstyne said he's not sure what kind of aftermarket there might be for the hefty granite grave-markers.

  • Rare Bugatti car uncovered after 50 years (Reuters)
    Reuters - A rare Bugatti motor car, which has been parked in a garage gathering dust for nearly 50 years, is expected to fetch millions of pounds when it is auctioned next month.

  • When to buy? When to sell? When to divorce? (Reuters)
    Reuters - Fears of a prolonged recession in China have triggered a sharp increase in divorce inquiries addressed to lawyers and financial advisers, state media reported on Monday, with timing a key issue.

  • Easy come, easy go after gold glitch (Reuters)

    Several one-kilo gold bars are displayed inside a secured vault in Dubai April 20, 2006. (Tamara Abdul Hadi/Reuters)Reuters - A computer glitch at the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China gave gold traders a 23-minute bonanza that cost the bank dearly last week, sparking a debate on Monday as the bank reclaimed the windfall.




  • Tick tock ... tick: Extra second added to 2008 (Reuters)

    A reveler stands at Times Square just before midnight in New York, December 31, 2007. (Lucas Jackson/Reuters)Reuters - Those eager to put 2008 behind them will have to hold their good-byes for just a moment this New Year's Eve.




  • Peruvian Jesus born to Virgin Mary on Christmas (Reuters)

    Virgen Maria Huarcaya holds her baby son named Jesus, in Lima December 25, 2008. Twenty-year-old Huarcaya, whose name means Virgin Mary in English, gave birth to baby 'Jesus' on Christmas day, Peru's state news agency said on Friday. Coincidentally, the baby's father, 24-year-old Adolfo Jorge Huamani, is also a carpenter thus prompting pious Peruvians to compare him to the biblical Joseph the Carpenter. Picture taken December 25, 2008. (Carlos Lezama Andina/Handout/Reuters)Reuters - Virgin Mary, a 20-year-old Peruvian woman, gave birth to a baby boy on Christmas day and named him Jesus, Peru's state news agency said on Friday.





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