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HIDDEN BUNKER, MN - IRREVERENT Magazine (www.irrmag.com), the world's foremost repository of satire, announced today that it was suing the world for copyright infringement.
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Editor's Mess
Episode 1: Podcast on a Stick Print E-mail
Written by Scott Meadow   
Thursday, 28 August 2008

And Zen What? by SuntoriAt long last, it's here: the OFFICIAL IRREVERENT Magazine Podcast, Episode One is below.  This episode features our exclusive interview with someone like Ahnuld Schwartzenegger, random comments on the Economic Stimulus Package, even more random musings on the costs of the Iraq War, and a blatant plug for Suntori's 14th book "And Zen What?"   (Brought to you by our sponsor, Polar Beer.  Polar Beer: We'll Show You Cold.)

To listen, click the Play button below, click here or choose our podcast feed in the left-side box.  Enjoy.

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Newsflash
U.S. Gas Prices Hit 'Silly' Level Print E-mail
Written by IRNewz   
Wednesday, 28 May 2008
MAIN STREET, USA - Gas prices in the United States today broke through the previous "Wacky" level to reach "Silly" heights.
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Clip this.Man Fails to Save With Coupons
President Bush addressed servicemen aboard the U.S.S. Paris Hilton Wednesday.Bush to Musharraf: Lose the Uniform!


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You Bet Djibouti Print E-mail
Contributed by John Sammon   
Friday, 27 June 2008
Damn. Why don't Paris have oil.
Damn. Why don't Paris have oil.
You know what bothers me, apart from the ethics, who’s right and who’s wrong? (America is always right, right or wrong).

America only attacks small, poor countries. Look at the list of our opponents over the past thirty years or so, Vietnam, Granada, Iraq, Afghanistan, The Balkans, Lebanon, and Cuba (oops, we didn’t attack Cuba, we almost did).

Always in the name of freedom.

It makes me yearn for World War Two, the good war, where we fought competent powerful enemies worthy of the name. Now, I know because we’re America we’re always right no matter what. I know we have right on our side in every case. That we’re infallible, incapable of error.

But do we always have to fight countries much smaller than ourselves?
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IRREVERENT At the Movies!
Cloverfield (2008) Print E-mail
Written by Scott Meadow   
Sunday, 06 July 2008
Cloverfield
Hey buddy, you might want to stick a few more beers in your pocket for later.
If you ever wondered what would happen if you took a Godzilla movie and filmed it like The Blair Witch, Cloverfield (2008) is what you've been waiting for.
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Some of the People
"Man Bites," God Print E-mail
Contributed by Tyrone Mercer   
Thursday, 01 February 2007
man bitesEvery winter about this time I find the fog clearing and sanity reasserting itself.  Each year I resolve that it's never going to happen again, that I'm finally going to get my act together and abandon the follies of my youth.  I think this year I'll finally be able to make a positive change because, as I lay passed out in the middle of what I can only hope was corn chowder, I had an epiphany:  I realized that I was drinking to escape and what I wanted to escape was the no-fun, puritanical, hypocritical bastards that seemed to crawl out of the woodwork and ruin my holiday fun.
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WTF
Guns and Homicide?! Print E-mail
Written by Scott Meadow   
Monday, 05 February 2007

WTF??"Boston, MA -- Firearms are used to kill two out of every three homicide victims in America. In the first nationally representative study to examine the relationship between survey measures of household firearm ownership and state level rates of homicide, researchers at the Harvard Injury Control Research Center found that homicide rates among children, and among women and men of all ages, are higher in states where more households have guns. The study appears in the February 2007 issue of Social Science and Medicine."  (more)

Also in the March 2007 issue of the Journal of the Completely Obvious, a subsidiary of Duh Publishing.  The scientists next are going to study the suspected correlation between blindness and staring directly at the sun.

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WTF?600,000,000,000 Dollars
WTF?Freedom Fries


Fifteen Minutes
Project Fifteen Minutes Print E-mail
Contributed by C Lo   
Thursday, 02 March 2006
Bravo! has done it again!  Yes, they have come up with another great, pointless reality show called Project Runway, hosted by the gorgeous, deal-with-the-devil beauty, Heidi Klum.  The last time I saw Heidi, she did a cameo for the hit show Sex & The City, and her one line was, "How do I look?"  She then flowed over Carrie Bradshaw on, you guessed it, the runway.  Stunning as ever and very pregnant (although I was relieved to see that her legs looked thick, at least she's retaining something), she arrives for a second season on the Bravo channel to say the now famous words of, "Are you in, or are you out?"  "They sew, she cuts" is how they advertise this great fun of judging people who clearly have little talent and need to keep their current jobs.
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