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Contributed by Tyrone Mercer
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Monday, 03 May 2004 (read 1600 times) |
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With Mother's Day rapidly approaching, the offices of R.A. Enterprises
are taking on a festive air. I've always encouraged my staff to
maintain close family ties and to fondly remember the woman who spent
an extremely uncomfortable nine months bringing them into the world.
As I sat contemplating the rising costs to be imposed by the Medicare
Reform and Wealth Transfer Act, however, I began to think that maybe
dear old mum, and let's not forget her better half, needed to take a
deep breath off of a shallow oxygen tank. In a combination of
executive lying and Congressional undersight unseen since Iraqi
FreedomTM it seems we can't afford to keep our
mummies anywhere other than a crypt. |
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