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Contributed by John Sammon
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Friday, 27 June 2008 (read 248 times) |
 Damn. Why don't Paris have oil.
America only attacks small, poor countries. Look at the list of our opponents over the past thirty years or so, Vietnam, Granada, Iraq, Afghanistan, The Balkans, Lebanon, and Cuba (oops, we didn’t attack Cuba, we almost did).
Always in the name of freedom.
It makes me yearn for World War Two, the good war, where we fought competent powerful enemies worthy of the name. Now, I know because we’re America we’re always right no matter what. I know we have right on our side in every case. That we’re infallible, incapable of error.
But do we always have to fight countries much smaller than ourselves? |
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Written by Scott Meadow
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Sunday, 25 May 2008 (read 300 times) |
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 You didn't ask but we decided to give it to you anyway, and the IRREVERENT Magazine Official Podcast is coming soon to a website near you, namely this one.
This fits in nicely with our global media domination plan, hatched roughly the same time as we decided to do something fun with the audio software we had laying around and the mic we bought specifically for the podcast. Episode One (not to be confused with Jar-Jar Binks' episode...) will be available soon. Keep checking back. |
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Contributed by John Sammon
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Saturday, 26 May 2007 (read 2515 times) |
 This is it.
This is really the end…maybe. The end of the world.
I knew the end of the world wouldn't be some spectacular thing, some giant asteroid plowing into earth, or a tidal wave, or even global warming (what's a little heat after all?).
I knew whatever it was. It would be small. Tiny. Something you could barely see. Buzzing. Hear that buzzing sound?
Bees. Bees are disappearing. They're going away and not coming back. Something is causing bees the world over to fly off and not return to the hive.
You want to know how serious this is? Bees pollinate the world's plants. What do you think happens when bees are no longer around to pollinate plants?
You like being hungry? Good! |
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Contributed by John Sammon
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Wednesday, 11 April 2007 (read 1874 times) |
I would love someone on network TV to call me a "tattooed, nappy-headed ho." Please! It would mean so much to me.
I never heard of this goof Don Imus until the recent firestorm controversy when he called the female Rutgers basketball team a bunch of, "tattooed, nappy-headed hos."
Should we be shocked? A slander innuendo newscaster who gets paid for being outrageous got in trouble for being outrageous.
"Nappy" means curly headed, I think. Ho, I believe, is imitated inner-city (African American) speak for the word "whore."
It’s tasteless. It’s vulgar. It’s wrong.
It’s ratings. |
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Contributed by John Sammon
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Sunday, 01 April 2007 (read 1541 times) |
 Make Iraq a new American state, our 51st State of the Union.
I want all you Republicans out there to do something completely different. Something you've never done in your life. Something totally foreign to your nature.
Criticize a high up official in your own party. Once you try it, you'll like it.
Are you one of those Republicans who buy everything Bush says?
If he fails again and again and again. And we have a new scandal not just every week now, but each day. Tuesday's finding will be that cross-dressing high ranking Republicans gang-raped a boy scout. |
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