Home - Front Home - Front News Shop Home IRREVERENT Newzwire NEW ORLEANS - To help weather an anticipated six major tropical storms this season, FEMA delivered 280 tons of sand to New Orleans today to fortify levees, unfortunately without sandbags. Read more... Here's Sneering at You! Main Menu Home - Front Shop IRREVERENT Editor's Mess Some of the People Fifteen Minutes The Right Way Monkey Pile IRREVERENT Living CIU Movie Reviews Conspiracy Corner News Contact Us News Feeds About Us Recognition Links Caption This "Hello, Mrs. Ford. I used to work for your husband." "Oh yeah. You're the guy who fucked me whenever Gerry was out of town!" Shop IRREVERENT Top Read Recognition About IRREVERENT Pamela Anderson Arrested by T.S.A. IRREVERENT Magazine Denies Article FEMA Dumps Sand for New Storms Bird Flu Tops Panic List Al Qaeda Vows to Improve Bunkers Frist Sacrifices Dog Latest Drivel Bush to Musharraf: Lose the Uniform! Bush Admin. Refuses "Retreat" to Standard Time Osama Video 'Confusing' Bush Reassurances Down Dow Rove to Head Reconstruction PLEASE READ AND SAVE THESE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS Apathy Hits All Time High Some People Don't Want Bush Impeached Syndicate Current Readers There are 41 guests online Circulation Visitors: 1800505 Archives May, 2006 April, 2006 March, 2006 February, 2006 November, 2005 October, 2005 September, 2005 August, 2005 July, 2005 Login Form Username Password Remember me Password Reminder Home - Front Exxon Shocked At Profits Written by IRNewz    Sunday, 30 October 2005 (read 1816 times) Enron oops Exxon CEO Lee 'Fatty' Raymond TEXAS - Exxon-Mobil executives were "shocked" this week to learn that despite Hurricane Katrina, Rita, and Wilma all but destroying their key infrastructure, the company still made a record breaking 75% profit increase in their last fiscal quarter. "We are amazed, moreover completely shocked at the staggering windfall," said the ginormous CEO and Chairman of Exxon-Mobil Lee "Fatty" Raymond.  "We're looking into it, but it appears that high gas prices may have something to do with it.  And if anything I'm reading in the papers is true, then next quarter should be pretty good too I'm guessing, but don't quote me, ho ho ho," he added, before diving into a overflowing mountain of Maine lobster, Beluga caviar, and steak tare-tare, all mixed up together in a huge bucket. Read more... President Bush Skins The Onion Written by Scott Meadow    Tuesday, 25 October 2005 (read 1876 times) In a stupefying display of executive power, the White House recently ordered satirical zine The Onion to stop using the presidential seal on their website.  Not only using the bully pulpit to pitch The Onion, the White House argued that using the seal implied presidential approval and therefore needed to be removed.  Uhh, yeah.  Approval.  Of The Onion.  In some way I'll be almost.. almost glad to see Karl Rove get focused on ruling the White Place again with his iron piggy fist after he's done avoiding federal incarceration.  At least someone will be there to focus these guys on stuff of at least marginal national importance. Hey, I wonder how IRREVERENT could tick off the executive branch enough to warrant several major media mentions and subseqent huge boost to our audience....?  Suggestions? Ok, this link speaks for itself Contributed by Tyrone Mercer    Saturday, 22 October 2005 (read 1894 times) When people ask Scott, "What's Irreverent?' he responds with a several item list designed to cure insomnia in even the most hardcore crystal meth addict.  When people ask yours truly, I simply sit them down with a compilation of Looney Tunes and tell them to come back when they understand.  But after hanging out with Suntori, I'm a hell of a lot more Zen. Read more... Things to Make You Really Depressed Written by Scott Meadow    Monday, 10 October 2005 (read 1780 times) You may not think that coming up with things to do to make you more depressed than you already are would be very useful.  Ahh, but that's where you're wrong, slappy.  We're all about living life to the fullest and busting those boundaries, here at IRREVERENT. Read more... English. Just Plain English. Contributed by Michael Brainstorm    Friday, 09 September 2005 (read 1554 times) Not too long ago, I was shopping with my wife at an outlet mall.  Now normally I wouldn’t have done this because I hate shopping, but I didn’t have much choice in the matter so I tried to make the best of it.  Which is to say that I tried really hard to pay attention to everything that was shown to me and not get bored. Read more... More... How to be an IRREVERENT Editor People are strange when you're a stranger What is IRREVERENT? Paper Dumps Coulter << Start < Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next > End >> Results 46 - 54 of 71

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