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WASHINGTON - The Department of Homeland Security's "RandomPanic.gov" website now lists "bird flu" as the top thing that should panic Americans.
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What is IRREVERENT? Print E-mail
Written by Scott Meadow   
Tuesday, 30 August 2005 (read 1743 times)
You know, people often say to me, "HEY!  What the fuck are you doing here??"  and, "ALL RIGHT PUT DOWN THE GUN, NOW!!!"  and even, "You're not my daddy!"  

And sometimes people ask me, "What is IRREVERENT?"

That's a fine question too, one that, if I were sober enough, I'd spend some quality time pondering and crafting a yummy and nutritious response.  But since I'm not, I'll just bang out an HTML table of dichotomies.  Enjoy.
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Paper Dumps Coulter Print E-mail
Written by Scott Meadow   
Monday, 29 August 2005 (read 2173 times)
Just when I was about to immolate myself in biodiesel, even conservatives have had enough of Ann Coulter's bullshit.  Thank the big dude for small miracles.

Is this the beginning of a changing tide?
Another Boot To The Teeth Print E-mail
Written by Scott Meadow   
Friday, 19 August 2005 (read 2218 times)
Hard as it is to imagine in these days of men in black masks swooping into "suspected terrorist's rooms" in the dead of night and "disappearing" them on private CIA jets to other countries for torture, Americans' civil liberties, including freedom of speech have been under increasingly harsh attack in recent years.  If you don't believe me, ask Howard Stern.  Or Ryan Dwyer, a 9th grader who was suspended for a week for creating a website criticizing his school.  Or you could ask Ward Churchill.
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Brainspace Uno Print E-mail
Written by Scott Meadow   
Tuesday, 16 August 2005 (read 2165 times)
Comedy type humor guys do things to get into the proper brainspace to heckle the ever loving hell out of the things you cherish and hold dearly.  Personally I like to write them down and occassionally publish some that others may use to expand their perspective or evacuate their cranium of a few billion worth of direct media advertising

Also I figure if Carlin can do it, I can.  My hair is shorter.
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Nukerwave for Peace Print E-mail
Written by Scott Meadow   
Monday, 15 August 2005 (read 2252 times)
The story didn't make much of a stir stateside when Reuters ran it on July 20th (off, I think the New Scientist coverage).  A few overseas outlets covered it, but American press reaction was noticably quiet.  Commondreams picked it up but only those wacky lefties read it.  Life went on.  Americans stuck another $45 worth of gas into their Suburbans and drove three blocks to pick up McDinner.  Yawn.

But it may interest you to learn that the American government is planning on microwaving crowds as part of a brand new wave of "less lethal" crowd control weapons.  Our troops (in Iraq to start with) will be firing a "95GHz microwave beam at rioters to cause heating and intolerable pain in less than five seconds."  This could only be funny if the protesters were outside Orville Redenbacher's.
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