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SAN JOSE - Online huckster eBay announced Friday that markets in "Frozen, Mutated Animal Corpses," or FMACs now tops its top-ten market list ranked by gross sales.
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Snail Slime Print E-mail
Contributed by John Sammon   
Tuesday, 26 December 2006 (read 1523 times)
I've got a new career selling snail slime from Niger. The beautiful African country of Niger, formerly the world's largest exporter of gnats and yellow pancake for making A-bombs.  

I imported three hundred and sixty Nigerian slime producing snails. What is snail slime used for you might ask? You name it. An elixir for the skin. Produces beautiful skin by removing the toxins and filth clinging to you in your everyday life. You have to try and ignore your disgusting skin, but other people can see it and probably smell it.

Instead, you get snails to suck that crapolla out of there, out of those tiny tiny pores. It's pretty exciting to have something slimy suck the smuck right out of you through miniscule holes.
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