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Militant Skating Print E-mail
Contributed by John Sammon   
Saturday, 22 April 2006 (read 1701 times)
I invented the skateboard.

I apologize for the pain this has caused. How many shopping centers have had to post, "no skateboarding" signs? How many little old ladies exiting the grocery store had to jump out of the way, dropping a carton of eggs, as a polymer-wheeled Mongol whizzed past?

Skateboarding can be a crime.

Back in 1960, beach party movies with Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello were popular. Most kids didn't have ocean nearby, and couldn't surf. But they still needed to emulate false heroes.

One momentous day, I and a neighbor kid from across the street, took apart a girl's metal skate, one of those old skates that clamped onto your shoe by use of a skate key. We nailed the two separated halves to the bottom of a board. Cool man! Surfing on concrete.

The entire activity was confined to a tiny patch of white cement in my parents' front yard. Those brittle metal wheels couldn't handle street asphalt.
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