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DINOPOLIS, 65,000,000 B.C. – President Tyranno Bushasaurus reiterated today that his voluntary avoidance program was “more than adequate” to cope with any possible upcoming asteroid collision.
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Bush to Musharraf: Lose the Uniform! Print E-mail
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Wednesday, 07 November 2007 (read 2582 times)
U.S.S. PARIS HILTON - In a speech today aboard the U.S.S. Paris Hilton, President Bush told Pakistani president Gen. Pervez Musharraf that he should "take off his uniform," stepping down as head of the army and swiftly hold elections.
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Bush Admin. Refuses "Retreat" to Standard Time Print E-mail
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Saturday, 03 November 2007 (read 2183 times)
WASHINGTON - President Bush, in a rare Saturday evening address before the nation "refused retreat" into Standard Time from Daylight Savings, calling any such action "a clear sign of weakness... to the forces of terror."
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Osama Video 'Confusing' Print E-mail
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Wednesday, 12 September 2007 (read 2565 times)
WASHINGTON – Osama bin Laden’s latest video, posted on YouTube and the terrorist leader’s MySpace page, has intelligence officials baffled.
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Bush Reassurances Down Dow Print E-mail
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Saturday, 01 September 2007 (read 2598 times)

WASHINGTON – President Bush today predicted that the economy would remain “strong enough to weather any turbulence,” sending the Dow tumbling down 597 points.

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Rove to Head Reconstruction Print E-mail
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Sunday, 19 August 2007 (read 2583 times)
WASHINGTON -- Recently resigned presidential adviser Karl Rove has been tapped to head up reconstruction efforts on the Death Star.
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