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Another Boot To The Teeth Print E-mail
Written by Scott Meadow   
Friday, 19 August 2005 (read 2285 times)
Hard as it is to imagine in these days of men in black masks swooping into "suspected terrorist's rooms" in the dead of night and "disappearing" them on private CIA jets to other countries for torture, Americans' civil liberties, including freedom of speech have been under increasingly harsh attack in recent years.  If you don't believe me, ask Howard Stern.  Or Ryan Dwyer, a 9th grader who was suspended for a week for creating a website criticizing his school.  Or you could ask Ward Churchill.

Lady Liberty gets another boot to the teeth. This all hit close to home for us Wisconsinites back in March this year when Churchill came to visit U.W. Whitewater.  It created quite a local stir as very few people were receptive to hearing how the victims of the "911" terrorists were comparable to Nazi middlemen.  People were so non-receptive, that some decided it shouldn't be allowed.  But they were faced with a pretty thorny problem with that: how to frame an argument so that most reasonable people wouldn't immediately reject it?  I mean, just advocating banning this guy because they didn't like his message wouldn't be very First Amendment of them, would it?  So they came up with a cool idea: they won't object to the content of his speech per se, but protest only the fact that it's being given at a taxpayer supported university.  This way, they can still say they support Churchill's right to say what he wants, just not on the public's dime.  It would only amaze single-cell organisms that this argument was advanced by local conservatives.  (Well, at least they tried to wrap up their judgmental authoritarianism in the cloak of fiscal conservation.)

So, in other words: they support his right to free speech, so long as they don't have to really support it in any way.  Ahh, the ever vigilant guardians of democracy have spoken!  Somehow I missed that letter in Jefferson's collection where he said: "the best defense against the erosion of liberty is to do nothing."  And later, when Madison must've said: "support freedoms only when the person exercising them does something of which you personally approve and agree with."  (You know, those wacky founding fathers had the only reasonable things to say about how to govern an advanced 21st century republic.)  Hmm, better hit the library and look harder.

Apparently, mob rule ...oops, sorry "majority rule"... is the only healthy way to view personal liberty these days: if it's popular and the majority likes it, well, that's the law, folks.  Shut up and choke it down, lefty.  Better not be a minority in anything.

If that's the case, then, according to a 2003 ABC Poll, 57% of people believe abortion should be legal in most cases.  Mr. Gallup poll says that 53% believe Roe v. Wade was a "good thing" for the country.  And Mr. Pew Research says 84% believe you can be a good American without religious faith.  Okay, just shut up, minority, we'll take it from here.  Buh bye.

Hmm.. but what was that other quote...hmm...

The minority possess their equal rights, which equal law must protect, and to violate would be oppression.
-Thomas Jefferson

Maybe we should respect minority rights after all, huh -- and the right of individuals to make controversial points -- because that's what equal protection is all about.  Imagine that.

And while we're at it, someone needs to tell this to a teenager, because a recent study of high school students revealed that "many do not think newspapers should publish freely," without government censorship, and that "even in the best of times, 30 percent of Americans feel that the First Amendment, the centuries-old cornerstone of our Bill of Rights, 'goes too far.'"  See, freedoms like this are never very popular.  

Probably why we have a constitution in the first place, don't you think?  If everyone agreed about these things all the time, we wouldn't have to write them down so we won't forget.


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