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Can't Touch Me Print E-mail
Written by Scott Meadow   
Tuesday, 08 March 2005 (read 1833 times)
(sung by Tom Delay after assuring gridlock in the Ethics Committee)

Tom DeLayCan't touch me.
Can't touch me.
Can't touch me (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
I-I-I-I can do what I want, it ain't your money so shut the hell up

My-my-my-my crimes hit me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
My-my-my-my
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to crime and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're clear
A suped up homeboy from the Beltway
And I'm known as such
And this is a crime uh u can't touch.

I told you Democrats can't touch me
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