It's the end of October and traditionally one of our favorite times of year at IRREVERENT.  The leaves are turning, it's getting cooler out so it's not so hard to keep the kegs cool, and then there's Halloween.  As a group of fun-oriented people, the idea of putting on a scary mask and walking around extorting food from people under the threat of vandalism -- and not being  arrested again -- is just a great time.  Unfortunately, this year, it's also the last few days before a major election.

Someone needs to hit both campaigns with some tranq darts here.  I mean I'm all for irresponsible fearmongering and lies, but these guys are getting loopy.  Shit, bro, you don't need to lie about the last four years to boot this bozo, this is the "dog ate my homework" presidency!  Nothing's this guy's fault!  Largest deficit in history?  244 days outside of the White House?  Biggest job loss since Hoover?  Median household incomes went down??  Entrenched in a war with too few troops and no exit strategy with a country that didn't attack us getting Hassan-chopped by fuckers with big swords??    Ahh... what's the problem here, guys?  Did I miss a meeting here or what?  What, exactly, is the fucking problem?

In any case, we're running our November issue a week early this month so you can benefit from our vastly interesting, hard-hitting insights into the election, via a new sex column and other stuff.  Enjoy.