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Contributed by John Sammon
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Tuesday, 20 December 2005 (read 2231 times) |
 What a difference.
I can't believe it. All in one week.
It's like the tale of Scrooge (gee, it all happened in one night).
John McCain..
The last Republican with any morals, forced the Marquee de Bush (George Bush) to ban the torture of prisoners.
It took Bush two years to figure out that torture is bad, and that
being honest with the American people is good. Not really good, but
only good because it makes you more popular.
Duh!
George admitted mistakes were made (not by him).
George is capable of learning. Actually, his minus-35 percent approval
rating forced a reassessment, not through any conscience or soul
searching.
If that isn't enough, the Patriot Act is having trouble in the wake of
new evidence that Bush authorized improper spying on American citizens.
Is this the ghost of Richard Nixon?
I guess the Patriot Act is mainly directed against patriots.
Bush even went to a question and answer session in which the audience
wasn't entirely composed of toadies, or soldiers who don't have a right
to ask a question.
Unbelievable! What's happening?
Bush is trying to save his ass.
Never mind that our enemies held back during the recent election as a
strategy, and that they remain undefeated, and that chaos will likely
rein if we leave. This mess will be settled at the negotiating table,
just like the last mess.
Here's a blueprint for the future. Since America is always in the
right, but always does preemptive strikes on poor, small countries.
Here's what you do. Make up your mind to take out a country long before
any new (solid) evidence of illegal weapons production comes in.
If the evidence is uncertain, cherry pick it (select only that which
justifies your position) to bolster your already “done deal,” so you
can sell it to the American people.
You've got to sell it.
Remember! If you say, I'm doing it just because I want to, it's harder.
Work the people up with misleading information from Niger until they
resemble the lynch mob (with torches and shovels) in a Frankenstein
movie.
They'll shout down any dissenting voices and improperly display flags from the bumpers of their cars.
Next, pass legislation that restricts the rights of Americans more than anybody else.
Tell the UN if it's in that country to get out of the way, it's too late, it's bombs away.
The UN is subversive anyway and should be disbanded because we have to
deal with other countries in that organization -- so it's a plot to
take over the United States.
Here's a partial list of countries we might consider invading in the future:
Bhutan – This Himalayan country has been too quiet for too long. They must be up to something. Bombs away!
Senegal - Any country named Senegal deserves to be attacked. They lack a navy and air force. We can defeat them.
Burkina Faso – I think they have a dictator who we used to be friendly
with. What is their main export here? Nats? They might ship them up
here. We can defeat them easily.
The island of Niue – Attack them, just for the hell of it.
Remember: always claim God is on your side.
©2005, SammonSays.com. Reprinted with permission.
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