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Before firing off that oh-so-witty invective, chuckles, please take a sec and read below before burning precious seconds off your biological clock.
Q: I didn't like something I read. Should I contact you to complain?
A: Well it's mostly a free country, so obviously we can't stop you, but you really should lighten up. It's not that we don't care, well mostly. I mean there's lots of stuff out there on the web, most of them also contain "Paris Hilton" and "porn" as keywords, so why not just read them instead? Feel free to complain to THEM as much as you'd care to, I'm sure they'll be absolutely thrilled to hear your video quality complaints that come from years of related experience.
Q: Yeah, but I really don't like what you wrote and I'd love the chance to school you in the art of comedy!
A: Keep that for your memoirs, baby, I'm sure it'll make fascinating bathroom material.
Q: Okay, I really liked something you wrote, should I let you know?
A: You bet. Either send us a line or comment on the article itself (below the article). We'll always review them.
Q: I've got a great way to double your income in 3 easy steps requiring no more effort from you besides excreting CO2! I'm sure you want to hear about this fabulous business opportunity!
A: Not in the slightest. Don't contact us. We get plenty of spam as it is, keep yours and make a sandwich.
Q: I'd like to send you some "constructive criticism," am I wasting my time?
A: Very likely, but what the hell, it's not our time.
Q: I'm a writer and I'd like to write for IRREVERENT, should I contact you?
A: You bet, we're always on the prowl for IRREVERENT material. Read the site and you'll get a pretty good idea where we're coming from and what our tone is. Send us some samples, we'll always read them and get back to you.
Q: I'm a publisher of another site that I'm positive you'd love to link to, is that an option if I link back to you in return?
A: Sure. Send us the link and we'll take a gander. Chances are we'll be up for a swap, provided you're not some skanky marketing site.
Pass the FAQ? Then sally forth and throw us a line!
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