The gods blind those they wish to destroy. 

The Republicans, not satisfied with their disastrous performance, misleading the public into wars based on false evidence and assumptions, ignoring global warming, and the biggest spending debt in US history. More than all the other administrations from George Washington on combined.

Hurricane Katrina bungling.

I can't fit the entire list on the page. It's too long.

As if that isn't enough. What more could they possibly do?

Email sex with an underage boy? Then a bungled cover-up. Four weeks before a major election? You guys are too much.

The public is angry. Obviously, they don't understand your kind of love. Mr. Foley writes anti child predator legislation, and then preys on a boy teen in a government building.

This is only the tip of the iceberg. I have it on good authority another major Republican man who talks about patriotism and duty and who never served in the military like most conservatives haven't, dressed up in a bra and panties and sang to a pizza delivery boy, in a style like Marilyn Monroe did to President Kennedy. He sang, "My Heart Belongs to Daddy."

Another member of the Religious Right Wing, who always talks about everybody who disagrees with him going to hell, has a fantasy where a naked Popeye beats him up after eating spinach. 
 

The Senate majority whip. He secretly carries a whip. 

Another major Republican who serves on The Committee to Make Foreign Religions Illegal (including Catholics), and who doesn't know anybody who has a son in Iraq, has a fetish where he imagines himself to be the Greek Iliad hero Achilles. He wants to coax a Cub Scout into his chambers for a talk about honor and country, but strip naked and get him to fire rubber-tipped arrows at his foot. 

This is getting farther and farther out. Whatever happened to the old-fashioned simple perversions, like putting a woman's used panties over your head? Or dressing in a prom queen formal like J. Edgar Hoover used to? 

You might be asking yourself, what are my (Sammon's) perversions? Only if I run for office will I identify them.......in my platform brochure (along with personal references). Well okay. Maybe one. I like to chew and sniff my wrist bone. Hey, c'mon! Nobody's perfect. I suffered some abuse from relatives when I was young.

I have it on good authority that yet another prominent Republican, who accuses anybody who criticizes him of using the war for political gain, has the hots for a child TV star (identity withheld). He got a film of the kid, and spliced himself naked into the film alongside the kid. 

We all have foibles.

Vote in November.

Oh wait! What about the Democrats? I'm picking on Republicans you say? Democrats have more of a tendency to admit they're gay up front.

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