That christians can write satire will come as a bit of a shock to you, and probably cement the impression that I'm only one sword short of a crusade, but one of the research monkeys shook this out of the Google Tree(tm) the other day and I had to share it.  It demonstrates that being irreverent isn't necessarily reserved for us secular humanists.  Said monkey found it when he was supposed to be finding me some dirt on Scott that I didn't already have.*   Enjoy.

http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/archives/noahconference.html

PS I'd recommend a look around the rest of the site as well.  Especially for you progressivist, “save the poor,” anti-capitalist, non IRREVERENT T-shirt buying, hippies out there.  A word of warning:  any feelings about religious conversion you may feel is not my fault.  These guys are good at what they do despite having an Onion banner on the link page.  

PPS To the publishers of The Door:  Great work.  Unfortunately I'm a litte full up with charitible deductions at the moment, but allow me to send you an absolutely genuine prayer hankie I received from some nice fellows in Tulsa.  Unfortunately it's slightly used but I can confirm that it works.  As soon as I got it I handed it to Suntori to wipe his nose.  Being an investigatory, and highly superstitious soul, he followed the instructions and slept with it under his pillow.  It worked after a fashion, two weeks later he was blessed with a cold.

*A futile exercise really but it's a great test to see how much brown nosing potential the new interns have.