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Contributed by Mike Soprano
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Wednesday, 06 October 2004 (read 3662 times) |
All right, bambinos, get your thumbs out of your fuking mouths and
start reading.� Actually, I guess you can keep sucking.� Yah, you too�
bitch, I didn't say get up yet, I ain't done yet.
Value:
$2.98 | | Our rating system is based on a $7 ticket cost and is the most you should pay to see it. |
All right, moving on.� This one stars
Jennifer Aniston (as Polly Prince) and Ben Stiller (as Reuben
Feffer).� It was good for a few laughs.� Ben Stiller plays
this Jewish guy who is a risk assessor for an insurance company.�
As you can imagine, he's a little tight.� Ok, he's more than a
little tight.� Actually, you could put coal up this guy's fucking
ass, and in two weeks you'd have a diamond (to quote a favorite movie)
Anyway, so, this Jew gets married to another Jew (no I'm not telling a
joke.� Pay attention) and they go on their honeymoon.� The
first day there, Reuben's new wife cheats on him for a SCUBA diver
instructor and Reuben goes back to his life. �
Along the way, Reuben meets up with Polly, a girl he used to go to
school with.� As anal as Reuben is, Polly isn't.� As you can
imagine, this brings up many, many chances for all kinds of funny
things to happen, such as Reuben trying to plunge Polly's toilet with a
loofa sponge.
Anyway, I'll keep this one short because I am already occupied, but go
see it.� It's good for some laughs.� If I tell you too much,
then you won't need to see it.� Oh, and I really liked the end, I
thought it was pretty good.
Now buzz off, I'm trying to get finished here.� Oh yeah, and I'd
give is $2.98, what I spent to rent it.� No, not you honey, I'll
pay you better than that, keep going.
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