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Contributed by Michael Brainstorm   
Wednesday, 31 March 2004 (read 997 times)
This movie seems to have it all.� It has action, explosions, James Bond style gadgets, cool cars, fast women, a maniac who wants to destroy the world, bad Russian accents, obvious stunt doubles, stunts that could only be concocted in Hollywood, and a plot that is actually believable.

Value:
$5.75
Our rating system is based on a $7 ticket cost and is the most you should pay to see it.
I am a fan of James Bond movies, actually any spy movie, and movies where people who are not spies act like spies and break into places.� Anyway…� This one isn't too bad.� It starts off with a great concert, and an American agent getting killed.� However, the government agency behind the spy isn't the CIA, it's the NSA, which is a nice change of pace.� I strongly believe a lot of good movies could come from plausible NSA scenarios.

The basic setup is a group of Russian soldiers become dissident after the break up of "Mother Russia".� They come up with a plan to destroy the major cities of the world in a secretive way so as to kick off World War III.

The NSA decides to recruit touble makers as spies since their traditional guys keep getting killed off.� This is where Xander Cage (Vin Diesel, The Fast and The Furious) comes in.� He is recruited as a spy, is sent to Russia, figures out what is going on, gets some cool gadgets, stops the bad guys, and ends up in Cabo Cabo with a Russian chic who doesn't look too bad.

There are some redeeming qualities to the movie.� In the beginning Xander Cage steals a car and jumps it off a bridge just to make a political statement.� The action is good, and there is a decent amount of it.� There are also some cool toys for our spy to play with.� Lastly, but definitely not least, there are babes everywhere.� The Russian group runs a prostitution outfit, so there are women there to look at and fantasize about.

It is truly Hollywood, because some of the stunts Xander Cage pulls off with a motorcycle seem to defy the laws of physics.

Overall, I enjoyed the movie enough to add it to my personal collection.� I give it a $5.75, which is what it would cost to see it in a theater by me during the day.� Also, if you get a chance, check out Vin Diesel's bio.� He's done a lot of work to get himself noticed, and I have respect for anyone who can break into entertainment on their skill.

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