Recently, I found out about an eco-friendly attack drone and couldn't be more pleased.  Damn, what red-blooded American doesn't want his cake and eat it too?

Now you may say, "Hick, what do you care about the environment?"  And that's a fair point, I'm not sure what's true or not about global warming.  For all I know global warming is part of a larger natural cycle that we don't have anything to do with.  But hey, maybe we did screw things up.   But in any case who cares?  If we can kill the enemy with drones without burning as many fossil fuels, all I can say is point me to a stock broker!  These guys may be sitting on the brink of the next killer technology for the 21st century and I want in on ground zero.

I have no problems profiting off people's perception (say that fast five times).   The fact is, true or not the "green movement" is here to stay and I want to cash in.  My highest calling is to profit myself and my family at the expense of others and I spend a lot of time trying to stay on the winning side.  I think these guys have spotted a niche -- a way to kill people and save a little gas money -- and need our support.  The terrorists aren't going to blow themselves up, right?  Not all of them anyway.