Monday Feb 06

Infinite Monkey Pile

There's a scientific theory that states if you had an infinite amount of monkeys, they would eventually write the entire works of Shakespeare.  So what about a couple monkeys?

 

The Four Great Hypocrisies of the Debt Deal

Written by Scott Meadow Wednesday, 03 August 2011 22:46
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You can find a transcript here.
 

Sammon Pitches His Patented "How To Become God in 5 Easy Steps" CD

Written by Scott Meadow Wednesday, 13 July 2011 00:19
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Sammon (sammonsays.com) demonstrates how he's giving legendary pitchmen like Anthony "Sully" Sullivan and the Shamwow guy a run for the money with this YouTube rant hawking his "How to Be God in Five Easy Steps" CD kit.  Not for the feint of heart, watch at your own risk!!!

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Apocalypse Bucket List

Written by Staff Friday, 27 May 2011 21:58
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When the universe nearly ended this week, we all got to thinking: if this really were the end of all things, what would we have on our bucket lists?

IRREVERENT's End of the Universe Bucket List

  1. Dance with Betty White
  2. Recreate technology for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Erase Bush years. For everyone.
  3. Ride an industrial dryer
  4. Make a bucket list for irrmag.com
  5. Educate people on the dangers of yo-yo diets. Inform them not to consume yo-yos like I did.
  6. Sing to the manatees.
  7. Gather ye rosebuds in May.
  8. Sell a well written sci fi show to Fox and then have it cancelled after the first season cause it didn't have any ratings even though Fox never aired the first episode and then per-empted other episodes there by never giving it a chance to get a following and then have hundreds of fans write in to get it made into a movie but still not bring it back even though it was one of the best shows of our time. Kinda like Firefly. Just sayin'
  9. Self proclaim self as master of self proclaimers.
  10. Think of something really funny for #10.
  11. Shave reverse mohawk into crotchal region. Tell girls I'm related to Larry of 3 Stooges fame.
  12. Eat Green Eggs and Ham
  13. Ride an industrial dryer (make sure to leave door open this time.)
  14. Ask MC Escher WTF he was thinking.
  15. Propose to 50 women. Set a wedding date. See who shows up. Allow hilarity to ensue.
  16. Go crab fishing on the Bering Sea stark naked.
  17. Party hard with Robert Downey.
  18. Read more: Apocalypse Bucket List

The Navy Seal Who Killed Bin Laden!

Written by Scott Meadow Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:47
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Finally, the mystery is solved!

 

Chuck-Seriously Funny

Written by Scott Meadow Friday, 11 March 2011 23:23
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