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Episode 3: Undead and Loving It
IRREVERENT's third podcast examines the Obama Administration's controversial "undead stimulus package" when Cynthia interviews Count von Schwartz, the Nazi undead advocate, and Count von Count, the undead children's television star and G.O.P. advisor.
Available for download here, or listen in the player above.
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Episode 2: Now That's Thinking With Your Dipstick, Jimmy! (02/18/2010)
The second podcast is now available, featuring the IRREVERENT News Rodeo and the News Slaughterhouse (11:43, 5Mb) ready for easy download or listening in the player below.
Hosted by Cynthia Stone, this special podcast tackles PORNOGRAPHY in America and President Obama's recent announcement that he'll be abolishing the long-standing policy of "don't ask, don't tell" in America's military. Cynthia's joined by General Jack Davis and Scottish adult-film star Rock McHard to tackle the issues head-on.
Following the Rodeo, there's IRREVERENT's News Slaughterhouse-- all the news that's fit to round up and send to the abattoir. Here publisher Scott Meadow and senior writer Tyrone Mercer discuss some of the week's stories they've been following, including Toyota's troubles, a possible weather control conspiracy by the Republican party, and more stimulus news than you can shake a stick at.
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Sarah Palin's Subconscious Interview
The following is an unauthorized biographical interview I did with Sarah Palin's subconscious.
Me - Sarah, you recently forced Obama's advisor Rahm Emanuel to apologize for using the word "retarded," saying it was an insult to your son. Was that a publicity stunt or an attempt to re-write the English language?
Sarah - How dare you?
Me - It's easy.
Sarah - Okay then. No, I did it because it's heartbreaking.
Me - But the word "retarded" is an accepted word in the English language.
Sarah - It's an insult to my son.
Me - Would you also be against the use of the words, stupid, idiot, moron, cretin and numbskull?
Sarah - Yes.
Me - Because they're an insult to your son?
Sarah - No! They're an insult to me personally.
Me - Why did you say publicly you'd consider running for the president when you've already made the decision to run because you'd like to be the first woman president so bad you can taste it?
Episode 1: (02/05/2010)
The first ever IRREVERENT News Rodeo is now available for download! Imagine the surprise, the horror, the mystery and adventure that await you!
Hosted by IRREVERENT contributor Cynthia Stone, this episode features IRREVERENT's own Dan McHicktock and Tim Niebaum, political director of the Argos 6 Colonization Project, discussing recent news including the recent Supreme Court ruling affecting political campaign donations, Conan O'Brien's departure from The Tonight Show, and President Obama's first State of the Union Address.
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Bring Back the Butts
American television stinks. They give out awards (Emmys) for producing crap. The best thing that ever happened was the writer's strike, which partially shut down the foul industry. If only we could shut it all down.
Shows with lawyers and doctors and women who try to act and talk tough. Shows that because they lack imagination try to shock you with tepid hinted at sexual innuendo.
It's sh..'t.
We don't need writers anyway.
Let's go all the way. I've got an idea for a TV show so vulgar, so vile, so tasteless, it will be a smash hit. Once again. Bring back the Little Rascals. In prime time.
In case you haven't heard of them, the Little Rascals were a bunch of child actors in comedies in the 1930s. The show, under the guise of cute comedy, featured every type of disgusting perversion. It was X rated and at the time, nobody knew it. It was just as bad as anything you see on TV today. But it had going for it both pedophilia and butt fetishism.
I'm not kidding.
Alfalfa is always hitting on Darla (Hood). The beautiful little brunette coquette. It's an on-again off-again case of the hots. At various times, Darla is interested in studious educated Waldo, but also the neighborhood bully Butch.
She can't make up her mind whether she's into muscle (Alfalfa) or poetry (Waldo). She's into all of it. She's a nymphomaniac. She's having it with all of them.
This goes beyond a ménage a trois. This is a five-a-trios.
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