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Written by IRNewz
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Friday, 03 July 2009 |
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HOLLYWOOD - Reflecting on recent celebrity deaths, Celebrity Stalker Local 437 held a peaceful "unity" rally today on the "walk of fame." |
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Written by Scott Meadow
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Friday, 29 May 2009 |
 See, girls, Secret is strong enough for a man. |
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Written by Scott Meadow
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Monday, 16 February 2009 |
 So much has happened in America since the last time anyone around here could be bothered to update IRREVERENT. America had a series of rancorous political debates, starring John McCain -- in effect, the absolutely whitest white man ever to showcase the color -- and Barack Obama, who in comparison was considerably less white but far more articulate. A nation continued to be divided over a crippling foreign war. Then, for the first time in history, a non-white-white-white guy was elected to the highest office ever in a major Western democracy. Michael Moore, I'm sure, made a movie about it within minutes. Then the entire economy collapsed like Hulu-ized cranium. Mushy, mush. |
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Contributed by Dan McHicktock
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Wednesday, 18 February 2009 |
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I can take four years of an socialist administration squandering my hard-earned dough on stupidities like health care and payouts for old and sick people. I can take a massive bailout of businesses too stupid and lazy to run their businesses efficiently. I can even take a morally bankrupt culture that prides itself on its rampant pornography and psychopathic video games. But the one thing I refuse to choke down is how you, personally go out of your way to piss me off each and every day. You're a real pain in the ass, you know that? |
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Contributed by John Sammon
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Friday, 27 June 2008 |
 Damn. Why don't Paris have oil.
America only attacks small, poor countries. Look at the list of our opponents over the past thirty years or so, Vietnam, Granada, Iraq, Afghanistan, The Balkans, Lebanon, and Cuba (oops, we didn’t attack Cuba, we almost did).
Always in the name of freedom.
It makes me yearn for World War Two, the good war, where we fought competent powerful enemies worthy of the name. Now, I know because we’re America we’re always right no matter what. I know we have right on our side in every case. That we’re infallible, incapable of error.
But do we always have to fight countries much smaller than ourselves? |
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Contributed by Tyrone Mercer
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Thursday, 18 June 2009 |
I can't say that I've heard much wailing and gnashing of teeth in the time I've been away from my duties here at this justification for keeping broadband penetration low, and, while that would dismay a lesser man, I'm happy to finally be back behind the keyboard. Not because you've missed me, you clearly haven't, but because it might just make your little, sad, life a tiny bit brighter. I know, I'm a hell of a humanitarian.
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Written by Scott Meadow
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Monday, 05 February 2007 |
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 "Boston, MA -- Firearms are used to kill two out of every three homicide victims in America. In the first nationally representative study to examine the relationship between survey measures of household firearm ownership and state level rates of homicide, researchers at the Harvard Injury Control Research Center found that homicide rates among children, and among women and men of all ages, are higher in states where more households have guns. The study appears in the February 2007 issue of Social Science and Medicine." (more)
Also in the March 2007 issue of the Journal of the Completely Obvious, a subsidiary of Duh Publishing. The scientists next are going to study the suspected correlation between blindness and staring directly at the sun. |
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Contributed by C Lo
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Thursday, 02 March 2006 |
Bravo! has done it again! Yes, they have come up with another great,
pointless reality show called Project Runway, hosted by the gorgeous,
deal-with-the-devil beauty, Heidi Klum. The last time I saw Heidi, she
did a cameo for the hit show Sex & The City, and her one line was,
"How do I look?" She then flowed over Carrie Bradshaw on, you guessed
it, the runway. Stunning as ever and very pregnant (although I was
relieved to see that her legs looked thick, at least she's retaining
something), she arrives for a second season on the Bravo channel to say
the now famous words of, "Are you in, or are you out?" "They sew, she
cuts" is how they advertise this great fun of judging people who clearly
have little talent and need to keep their current jobs.
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