"We Simply Don't Know Who Put This Here," Says Official; Historian Begins Sentence With "Well, After The—" Then Falls Silent
BERLIN—The Bundestag's Budget Committee convened in closed session Thursday to confront a procedural obstacle that has, since approximately last Tuesday, begun to hamper the Federal Republic's ambitious defense modernization efforts. The obstacle—a mandatory review threshold triggered by any military procurement exceeding €25 million—was described by multiple attendees as "a legacy provision of unclear origin" that appears to have materialized from nowhere in particular.
"It is simply there," said Marlene Buchholz-Tröger, Senior Efficiency
...'Disclosure Day': Spielberg's Masterwork of Deliberate Incomprehensibility Is Either a Triumph or Catastrophe, and I Alone Know Which
BYLINE: Jackie Esiskel
I am writing this from a leather chair in the private screening suite of a Midtown Manhattan preview facility — a suite which smells, with considerable conviction, of new carpet and borrowed power. Manhattan, mere hours now before Tribeca opens. The city is not ready. The city is never ready. The industry crowd that filled this screening room tonight arrived in activewear and departed before the final credits, murmuring into their
...by Bradley Snipes
I am currently on hold with the United States State Department. Specifically, the Los Angeles field office, though the woman with the glacial patience keeps telling me I've actually reached the San Francisco office, and I keep telling her, "No, babe, I'm literally looking at the address on my phone—it's West
...I, As a Yale Conservative, Object — And Also Endorse Mandatory Union Representation On Defense Contractor Boards
BYLINE: Tuck Chimes
I want to ask you something. Sit with it. Who does the American military work for?
Does it work for the men and women in uniform? Does it work for the republic —
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A Dispatch from the Last Place I Expected to Be, Five Days Before I Return to the Only Place I'm Not Allowed.
I have been in Toronto for eleven days. This is, by any civilized metric, nine days too many. The prosecco at the hotel bar is technically
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