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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court of the United States issued a landmark opinion Thursday in Louisiana v. Callais, effectively resolving a long-running constitutional question by ruling that politicians may, in fact, choose their voters.

What the Court did not resolve — and

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Smithsonian Institution confirmed Thursday that the National Register of Historic Places has been updated to reflect current construction realities at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, reclassifying the White House as a "smaller historic outbuilding on the property, formerly used

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WASHINGTON — The FBI's Protective Operations Division has implemented a comprehensive, multi-tiered "executive continuity" protocol for waking up senior leadership, according to an internal memorandum reviewed by IRREVERENT, representing what officials describe as a routine update to

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Fifty rogue sheep entered a Penny supermarket in Burgsinn, Germany, leaving broken bottles, droppings, and a community reckoning with the limits of retail security.

BURGSINN, Germany — Fifty sheep entered a Penny supermarket on a Tuesday, apparently without coupons.

The

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WASHINGTON — Jack Thugge, head of the United States Government Anti-Corruption Office (GACO), was indicted today on 19 counts of corruption, including bribery, extortion, wire fraud, honest services fraud, mail fraud, and eight counts of violating his own job description.

The indictment

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OAK BROOK, Ill.—McDonald's Corporation disclosed in a regulatory filing Thursday that its board of directors has approved a $2 trillion performance-based stock award for CEO Chris Kempczinski, contingent upon the achievement of five operational milestones that the company acknowledged "read

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Tuesday, July 14, 2026

PYONGYANG — The 65th anniversary of the Treaty of Friendship, Cooperation and Mutual Assistance between the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and the People's Republic of China was observed Monday at the Yanggakdo International Hotel, Ballroom C, with a two-day facilitated alignment summit attended by 34 delegates, three interpreters, and one Beijing-based HR consultant who requested her exact employer not be named in official materials.

The kinetic confidence-building protocol between the Chinese and DPKR leaders was a great success.

Sunday, July 12, 2026 , Chuckles
Newz Desk, IRREVERENT Magazine WASHINGTON — Air Force One has retained independent counsel and...
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NEW YORK - The Broadway premiere of Kevin Costner's "Richard III," produced by Hal Minor under the...
Saturday, July 04, 2026 , Chuckles
WASHINGTON D.C. — Jackhammers echoed through the National Mall this morning as a crew of...

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[Editor's Note: Jackie's previous dispatch from SIFF, as well as this one, discussed the Czech director "Miroslav Vašíček," who still does not exist. We checked again. — Ed.]


I filed my last dispatch from Shanghai in a state of what I can only describe as provisional crisis. I had spent what seemed like years on the

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