ASK TRUMP:
"Hey Trump - I've been gargling with a popular, name-brand bleach to prevent getting the coronavirus like you said, but getting name brand bleach is hard where I live, due to the rioting, looting, limited store inventories, etc. Is name brand bleach better at preventing COVID-19 than generics? Cause either that or I'm using some other poison like that and I don't think that's as good? MAGA!!!!"
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(ARCHIVE) NEW MEXICO - Speaking today presidential hopeful and billionaire Donald Trump today announced his "unfettered support" for "extraterrestrial abductions," and