Just when you thought the economy was picking up, a teenager goes and spends $23 quadrillion at a local pharmacy, effectively purchasing the planet earth many times over (the world's GDP is a paltry $71 trillion, pocket change to this kid) and making CVS Pharmacies the single largest economic concern in the solar system.
Pharmacy representatives weren't available for comment, having just purchased Switzerland for the sole purpose of throwing a ski-party. The kid, meanwhile, having purchased absolutely everything, contemplated his next move.
"I think I'll buy the moon," he said, "and then blow it up."
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