It's oddly comforting to know that nobody, regardless of race, creed or belief, understands irony and very few have a sense of humor.
Here's the payoff for this whole bit:
A spokesman for the Nuremberg public prosecutor's office, Wolfgang Traeg, said "we're checking to see if garden gnomes fall into the same clear category as posters that show the swastika crossed out."

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Every year I find myself in the same dilemma: what to buy all those people I've accumulated on my X-Mas
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