You want to know why the Tea Party frustrates me so much? Because while they're so busy worrying about taxes, Obama's birth certificate, and helping people get medical care, a bunch of right bastards are lifting their wallets and they don't even notice. Think I'm wrong? Peep this my peeps and get a little puppet based civics lesson.
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