HEADLINE: "Romney outlines plan to make health-care system like 'consumer market'"
The prices will vary at random, hospitals will issue "2 for 1" coupons on most surgeries, and the guy stocking artificial limbs in aisle 3 will look exactly like the bad guy in "The Fugitive" and not even glance at you when you ask him where the Doritos are at 3am.

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Every year I find myself in the same dilemma: what to buy all those people I've accumulated on my X-Mas
(ARCHIVE) NEW MEXICO - Speaking today presidential hopeful and billionaire Donald Trump today announced his "unfettered support" for "extraterrestrial abductions," and