Thursday, May 14, 2026 Chuckles Newz

Attorneys for Puget Sound defendant move to distinguish isolated interpersonal grievance from broader anti-pinniped animus; seal unavailable for comment


SEATTLE — Attorneys for a Bellevue man charged with throwing rocks

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Thursday, May 14, 2026 Chuckles Newz

Boreal Crown Voyages says 18 disembarked passengers from the MV Pelagic Sovereign are engaged in a "wellness check-in"; former CDC director's "dead end" prediction added to testimonials carousel


AMSTERDAM — Boreal Crown

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Monday, May 11, 2026 Chuckles Newz

Poll finds 71% of U.S. respondents "very concerned" about a body of water they place somewhere between Dubai and Daytona Beach

WASHINGTON — As the Strait of Hormuz entered its twelfth consecutive day of near-total closure — the

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Monday, May 11, 2026 Chuckles Newz

WASHINGTON — The U.S. Senate is expected this week to confirm Kevin Warsh as the next Chairman of the Federal Reserve, with lawmakers praising his "unprecedented qualifications" for managing the nation's monetary policy — chief among them, a

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Sunday, May 10, 2026 Chuckles Newz

Congress Finally Agrees On Something, Forms Committee to Study What It Was

WASHINGTON — In what congressional observers called a rare and possibly historic display of bipartisan cooperation, the United States Senate convened a

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Sunday, May 10, 2026 Chuckles Newz

Goldman Sachs Sorry About 2008, Needs Closure Before Moving Forward

NEW YORK — Goldman Sachs Group Inc. issued a formal apology Thursday for its role in the 2008 global financial crisis, a statement the firm said was motivated

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Sunday, May 10, 2026 Chuckles Newz

Boeing's New Plane Stays in One Piece For Most Flights, Company Confirms

RENTON, Wash. — Boeing on Wednesday unveiled its newest commercial aircraft, the 787-MAX Integrity Series, which company executives said represents a

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Sunday, May 10, 2026 Chuckles Newz

OpenAI's Safest AI Yet Won't Talk, Think, or Technically Be 

SAN FRANCISCO — OpenAI on Thursday announced the release of its most safety-aligned language model to date, a system the company described as a "watershed moment

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Friday, May 08, 2026 Chuckles Newz

After a seven-minute set marked by biological specificity and unrepeatable delivery, a Brooklyn man expressed regret that his organic origins had caused discomfort among attendees

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A stand-up comedian at a

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Friday, May 08, 2026 Chuckles Newz

With the national average price of regular gasoline reaching $11.40 per gallon on Monday, the Department of Energy launched a public-awareness campaign rebranding pedestrian travel as “Walking,” described in agency materials as “a fully

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