Attorneys for Puget Sound defendant move to distinguish isolated interpersonal grievance from broader anti-pinniped animus; seal unavailable for comment
SEATTLE — Attorneys for a Bellevue man charged with throwing rocks at a federally protected harbor seal near the Puget Sound shoreline moved Thursday to clarify that their client's conduct should not be interpreted as a philosophical position on the species, or even, counsel emphasized, a provisional
...Trump Blinks on Taiwan. I Expected This. You Should Have Too.
A determination is coming. I know, because I helped create the conditions for one.
By Sam Turge | Filed from the Waldorf Astoria New York, Club Level, Room 3117 | Saturday, May 16, 2026, 2:14 AM EDT
BEIJING / NEW YORK — I am writing this from a leather chair that costs, conservatively, four thousand
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By Madison Garcia | Technology & Gaming Correspondent
Films and stuff are usually Jackie’s thing, but he doesn’t mind me doing CBMs because he won't and I will anyway.
GOTHAM CITY (INTERNET) — At approximately 9:47 a.m. on a Tuesday that will be remembered by approximately forty-three thousand people until
...History is mostly just eyebrows. Arch one at the right moment, in the right banquet hall, across forty-two feet of lacquered diplomatic space, and empires pivot. I speak from experience. I am, in a sense, always speaking from experience.
By Sam Turge | Chief Political Correspondent, IRREVERENT Magazine | Beijing, May 14,
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Thank you, Chancellor Faraday, for that introduction. I see you've finally forgiven me for the incident at the 2019 homecoming gala. The goat was unharmed, the charges were dropped, and I believe we can all agree that "emotional support animal" is a flexible designation in 2026. Though I still maintain the Chancellor's office has much better
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